Flomosexual

a man who attempts flow, but actually only looks gay.

"Wow. Did you see Tom Brady's new haircut? What a flomosexual."

"Dude, that style just isn't working for you. All you accomplish is being the worlds biggest flomosexual."

by Mr. River's Nutsack September 14, 2010

Flom

Verb, to do somthing sexual to someone of the opposite sex
Pronouncation: rhymes with "bomb"

Dude last night Emily totally Flomed me, it felt great.
Eww dude, I didn't want to know that

by The Flomer February 24, 2010

floomper

The sound your hand makes when it gets stuck in a bag of chips; floomp.

"floomper," my hand said

by Madeup Not July 5, 2016

Floomed

Saddest nigga

I'm Floomed rn

by Oh heck heck June 9, 2018

Flomflimliff

The sensation of being too hot and bothered. To the point where the individual cannot carry out everyday tasks eg. walking, thinking etc.

'Im so flomflimliffed right now'

by Gareth Dunt March 11, 2008

flokomons

cute creature that exists on earth. soft bodied and cuddly

a cat is a flokomons. so is my friend and my lover.

by Melvin Charles January 16, 2008

Flomack

A term used for idiotic, stupid, immature, flakey, penis obsessed, possibly gay boys.

Man, Josh and Joey are so flomack its insane.

by chappedlipsss April 6, 2009