Flossing the cat

When you accidentally put your thong on backwards

I was rushing to leave a hookup’s place but I accidentally woke him up, he caught me flossing the cat.

by Catdentist69 November 8, 2018

flouting

fake flirting/ flirting as a joke

Are you flouting with him?
Are you flouting with her?

by pickadicka. August 26, 2020

flexin n flashing

Means you wear you be wearing a bullet or fashion vest or you flex on these hoes

Dayum you get caught up if you wear that Flexin n Flashing

I do my dance on dat hoe so Simxsantana if you see this follow me

by romansspride August 9, 2019

flossing

refined chilling.

we just be flossing up in here

by gtarc January 2, 2009

Flossing

A phrase used to describe a women whom is wearing a thong bikini. The bikini is “flossing” between the butt cheeks.

Ay Bro the girl to the left is flossing hard af.

by Flosser July 5, 2018

Flossing the Dolphin

1)Masturbation

2)Jerking the chain

3)Wanking it

I can't believe that kid was flossing the dolphin in the third floor bathroom.

by NJA December 2, 2005

floatin' the river

Riding an inner tube down a river wearing your best pair of jorts while drinking Carlo Rossi from the jug and abandoning any semblance of your former heterosexual self.

floatin' the river
jorts

by Cougs321 September 25, 2011