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Jenni Crow Flat

The act of planking on a jetski or waverunner, sideways, while still driving it.
Zack: “What in the living fuck is that guy doing on the jetski?”
Jake: “Oh that’s just Cole. He’s doing the Jenni Crow Flat!”
by Alanthecreator March 10, 2023
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flat dope

Use in place of "the shit". Invented May 22,2007 Cambridge, USA
Michael: Holy shit look at those Aero effect on Windows Vista! Oh my god if she was a chick I swear.
Andrew: Dude that's flat dope man.

"Dude that ride is flat dope"
by QDub935 June 10, 2007
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flat-waps

1. Breasts of a usually older and over-weight female which are saggy, long, flat and astoundingly repulsive.

2. Breasts that when not upholstered by a bra hang so low that they pose a serious trip hazard to the lady who they belong to.
"Is she a milf?" "No fucking way, she's got flat-waps and bingo wings!"
by Bigtoke September 7, 2009
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parmesan flat bread

my girl friend just gave some extreme parmesan flat bread to some random guy
by Meow say Meow April 18, 2010
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Social Flat-line

A term stemming from two seperate lexical choices one of which is 'Social' to be defined as relating to human society and its members and 'Flat-line' which is a medical term to show the absence of heart contractions or the disappearance of the rhythmic peaks displayed on a heart monitor.

In this sense the conjoined term means the 'dead sector of society' So to speak : Nerds, emo's, paedophiles and so on, people who are marginalised and ostracised from society.
Nerd 1: Dude I have a girlfriend now

Nerd 2: No way

Nerd 1: I'm heading off the Social Flat-line
by yami100 July 21, 2010
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Flat-Earthing

When someone makes an arguement about something very stupid but no matter how hard someone proves them wrong, they make even dumber counter arguements over and over until the person gives up trying to prove them wrong. However, they know they're wrong and they're just fucking with him/her. Originated by flat earth believers
Guy 1-Dont smoke weed it's bad for you.
Dumb Boi-bruh weed cures cancer.
Guy 1- But studies show weed causes cancer.
Dumb Boi- But weed is a natural herb. How can nature be bad?
Guy 1-So is tobacco and that cau...
Guy 2 cutting of Guy 1-Hes in med school my guy hes just Flat-Earthing you.
by BigWumboy March 26, 2019
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Fix a Flat

term used to describe a fake butt. i.e. chick used to have a FLAT ass but then went to get work done to FIX it.
Commonly used is the phrase "Fix-A-Flat, bathroom caulk & cement OR cornbread, grits & blessed?" Which is said to another male admiring the same donkey booty asking him if he thinks the ass is fake or real.
Tyrone: Yo check out that phat ass over there..."Fix A Flat, bathroom caulk & cement OR cornbread, grits & blessed?"
Shawn: look at that shit, shit it definitely fake
by bigman2011 April 19, 2012
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