Flake

to quit commitment at the last second, not showing the responsibility of keeping a promise

Darn, @6_resell flakes on me again...

by Jellygrape February 24, 2019

Flaker

1. Someone who fails to honor commitments, either by making excuses or simply not showing up to the planned event.

2. Someone who regularly does cocaine, an illicit substance referred to by some as "flake."

It's been half an hour and Leo hasn't shown up- that fucking flaker.

You can't just snort the coke on my dinner table, you flaker!

by TyrianTyrell October 27, 2019

Flake

A FLAKE is ONLY when a person does NOT inform the person/parties AHEAD* of time that he is unable to make the engagement. On dates, people get STOOD UP. At events, he is considered a NO-SHOW.

Later, flakes generally give lame excuses for their absence or attempt to ignore their behavior altogether.

* A flake is NOT necessarily someone who is LATE or someone who informs the party ahead of time that they are unable to make the event.

“Ya know, Bob is such a flake. He coulda (at least) called to let us know that he wasn’t gonna show up.”

by MNMaxCat April 5, 2020

Flakey 1

When a group of human beings get on a ropey one

Let’s get on a flakey 1 I just got paid.

by Womp10 September 12, 2020

skeet flakes

Skeets flakes is the when you try to clean off the dry skeet off of something without water, producing skeet flakes.

Dude I skeeted all over my girl last night and when I woke up I put my fingers through her hair, nastiest thing when I took my hand out, I had a bunch of skeet flakes in my hand.

by Brendenks February 9, 2014

Wetty-flake-puss-boy

When you're mate is being a cunt but he doesn't really justify why and you can't really think of a better insult to call him.

"Dan is such a wetty-flake-puss-boy"

by zxXWesleySnipesXxz July 3, 2015

Fart flake

The unseen micro particles that float in the air after someone breaks wind.

Dude...that was nasty...your fart flake landed in my nose. Gross!

by BarfVader December 3, 2016