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fished

to be annoyed, or pissed off, or to feel messed up
some idiot messed up my day, now I feel fished
by kittensk8red March 8, 2005
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Fistey

When ur like mid fist-pump but u can't finish it bc ur not hype enough.
Wilson: oh man that was a pretty bad rave
Richard: yea bro u were so fistey
Wilson: ikr i was stoned bro :/
by nanasux2005 November 4, 2018
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dell fister

Cutting off the rind of a lemon such that the pulp only exists, then mash the lemon up in your hand, and fist your partners anus. At the end of the fisting, the lemon should be well ground up in the anus, and one should leave the pieces of lemon behind.
"That girl last night really wanted it hard and painful so I gave her a dell fister", said Bob.

"Wow man that is gross, did you drink it later?", questioned Joe.

Bob exclaimed, "Yeah, you know how I enjoy a good dell slurpee"
by lemon_guy_1984 August 30, 2009
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fitted

a retarded ass gimmick kids with slow cars use to make their cars even slower. They are hardly better than a ricer as they use visual aid to pump up their gangsta level. In reality they are completely ruining the geometry of the car, and putting unwarranted stress on many parts.

This usually consists of dropping the cars ride height much lower than what their suspension & subframe can handle.
They then put large heavy wheels to fill wheel gap, along with tires much too small both in width and sidewall to where the outer lip of the wheel sticks out of the tire bead.
Lastly instead of correcting unwanted toe and camber, they actually increase it to the breaking point.
Now they are ready to cruise at 15 mph and show how flush their car is.
Hey check out that volkswagen/lexus, it is so fitted it broke it's control arms, and the rubber bands called tires have ripped completely off!
by Turbo M3 April 3, 2011
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Chinese fisters

Party game, like Chinese whispers. Everyone gets in a line, and each person inserts a hand (right or left) into the rectum of the person in front of them. The person at the back then starts with a well known phrase (or a film title, or the name of a book) and, using sign language, communicates the phrase to the inner arse lining of the person in front, who passes it up the line as they then understand it. And so on. When it gets to the front of the line, that person speaks out loud the phrase they think it is, and the person at the back tells them what it started as. Much hilarity ensues.
Jesus Christ my arse is still bleeding from the Chinese fisters we were playing last night. Stan started out with "I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son," and I ended up with "Fuck your mother yourself, you cabbage faced tosspot." Brilliant!
by Grayson Porlock October 25, 2007
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Sister Fister

A bitch you can stick your fist inside of her pussy, no lube necessary. The word sister referring to any random female.
The girl i met last night i was down to fuck, until i realized it was Sister Fister.
by brando239 March 31, 2009
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