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facetech

Facetech is a primitive method to communicate without SMS, VoIP, email or IM, in other words, just using verbal/sign face-to-face language. This method of communication is sometimes avoided as there's no logging of conversation so nothing to go back to on Monday morning when everything has been forgotten.
John: Bob isn't answering his email, I've tried texting and skype but he's not replying
Alice: He's over there at his desk, use facetech
by eneville August 27, 2010
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Facetime sex

2 usually naked partipants enjoying some mutual pleasure. If a second partner cannot be found then saucytime is a great source of willing partners!
Felt horny last night so had FaceTime Sex with a little hottie on saucytime!
by Chris Jethro January 18, 2021
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faucett

an individual who does extremely retarded things such as: putting your head under a faucett, making out with every fat chick available, rolling down a piss hill, or pooping on one's own T.V.
faucett was so drunk he pooped on his own t.v.
by casey kugler November 11, 2004
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fauctard

The sinister midget that is keeping us under lockdown to help force the great rest upon the World .
There's that fauctard making up more BS again on cnn .
by Infadel_macgee January 24, 2021
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public facetox

Walking around in public, swerving, bumping into things and people because you are so involved in facebook on your phone.
Dude, I was buried in my blackberry and accidentally knocked over a three year old. Needless to say, but her dad punched me square in the mouth for "public facetox"!
by sugeknightwhite November 29, 2011
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fucetola

fucetola lost alot of games last year
by D Bullock June 12, 2003
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facethejury.com

A place where all the scene kids go to look cool. They put each other down and gain popularity by showing their nOOds. The forums are ridiculous and insulting. Find a nOObie and shoot 'em down. This is where myspace got know.... little did these dumbasses know they were going to lose popularity by being on FTJ.com
LyKe OmGz, ThErE's A nEwBiE. LeTs Be MeAn To ThEm.
by SkaGirlFullest June 1, 2005
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