Brain-farting

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged

Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted

by Fucking-Intellect August 5, 2019

Social farting

If you smell it, you are too close.

I was social farting and the guy next to me did not even blink.

by bombolini October 17, 2020

Feral Farting

We fart in small leather pouches to throw at the british

The act of taking a leather pouch of the desired personal size, breaking wind within, and throwing them at other human beings.. particularly those of Britain.

I can't wait to go Feral Farting with you guys later

by xW0lfy January 25, 2022

Cookie Farting

The unconsented drop of advertising cookies on a web user's browser by publishers/retailers prior to consenting, or despite not having consented, to 3rd party tracking cookies.

"how do these ad tech firms gather so much data on users while most people opt out of tracking nowadays?"
They're just cookie farting all over the your browser, placing cookies without your consent...

by parisianben79 December 6, 2023

Gas Farting

When you manipulate a flatulence situation to make your partner believe they, in fact farted when you know it was you.

Honey why are you gas farting me?

by Sinor skeezioli March 16, 2025

Aura Farting

The opposite of aura farming. The act of farming negative aura.

1. Look at that fucking retard aura farting.
2. I can't wait for James to aura fart his way out of this one.

by Flagships January 25, 2026

Screw fuck farting

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything

Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018