Blame-Farming

The task of assigning responsibility for resolving a problem which the assigner doesn't understand and has no idea how to resolve, with the intention of blaming an unsuspecting assignee or "blame hound" when the problem isn't resolved. Commonly found in corporate environments and governments.

That new manager is a real blame-farmer.
He must have majored in Blame-Farming!

by Scott Coombes July 5, 2006

Semen farm

The accumulation of semen crusties on a rag or towel.

Dude I found Trudells jerk off rag, he's made a very fertile semen farm.

by Redwingsfan January 31, 2014

Fish farm

1. A term used to describe a club or scene rich in females.

2. Any place with a high female to male ratio.

Hey Keith, have you checked out that new club downtown yet? I hear it's a real fish farm.

Once Bobby had matured to manhood, he was eager to check out the local fish farm in search of some fresh poon.

by The change machine June 18, 2014

Animal Farm

Quite simply the best book ever written. Tells the story of lord and saviours Old Major, Squealer, and Napoleon the pig. Based on the Russian Revolution the book beautifully illustrated the stupidity of humans quite accurately. Not only was it successfully as a sacred text, but there was a cinematic masterpiece of a film. Quite simply a holy and reverent novel that fuels society to press forward and changed the world.

Stephen: Animal Farm is a sacred text, I think it should be the new bible.

Tyler: I concur this book illustrates and changes my life completely

Both: All hail Napoleon

by Hctibtignirb March 21, 2018

farm lag

When you unknowingly spend hours on the facebook app, FarmVille, causing you to be late for prior engagements.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I would've been here sooner but I had farm lag."

by aks621 September 25, 2009

Yeti Farm

A cold, snowy, yet, gorgeous ski town, filled with snobbish rich people who walk in front of your car like the mindless yuppy yetis that they are.

I can't wait to escape this Yeti Farm & live in the sunshine... I will still visit to ski, but it will be nice to not have to shovel zillions of pounds of snow just so I can drive amongst the yetis.

by LydsFromCO April 19, 2020

lit farms

A group of adults in North Texas that enjoy being over served at least 5 days a week. They partake in sausage Sundays, no internet and Pour Some Sugar On Me.

Did you see the Lit Farms group? Yeah they bent again. Typical.

by JfnG January 9, 2023