I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.
"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."
No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.
"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."
No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.
by SnuffleMuffinMonster June 1, 2009
Get the Failure Grips mug.The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.
Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
by gravedog February 2, 2010
Get the Failure to plan is planning to fail! mug.If you have a fat belly and you hang out with other guys that also have fat bellies... then you participating in some world class FAGGUTTRY and you are in fact.. a great big FAGGUT!
Me:
Hey Sergio,
Wanna go to a dive bar and drink ourselves half to death?
Sergio:
Hubblaaaahh! Go Drink yourself half to death by your.. self. ..faggut.”
Me:
“Meh.. you suck. ....faggut. “
Hey Sergio,
Wanna go to a dive bar and drink ourselves half to death?
Sergio:
Hubblaaaahh! Go Drink yourself half to death by your.. self. ..faggut.”
Me:
“Meh.. you suck. ....faggut. “
by KrashWorship April 22, 2018
Get the Faggut mug.If a male raccoon has sex with a female raccoon, the female gets pregnant and is called a fagut until she gives birth
by Matthew Tan December 12, 2010
Get the Fagut mug.An adjective to describe a person becoming a scary Goth-ish "witch". Becoming a bitch is also a possibility. Based on the name of the actress from "The Craft" that showed similar symptoms.
by Brian G September 24, 2005
Get the Fairuza Balk mug.To plan an event down to the very last detail, only to be blown up in the end by a single variable gone wrong.
Suzy: Ok, got my cell phone, keys, car, and purse. Good to go! Me and Mark are going to have so much fun!
*Ring Ring*
Hello?
Mark: Yeah, uh... I can't make it to the party. My mom broke her leg and I have to take her to the hospital. Sorry.
*Click*
Suzy: *calls her BFF*
Danielle, Mark is blowing off the party! *cry cry*
Danielle: Girl you just got a failure to launch.
*Ring Ring*
Hello?
Mark: Yeah, uh... I can't make it to the party. My mom broke her leg and I have to take her to the hospital. Sorry.
*Click*
Suzy: *calls her BFF*
Danielle, Mark is blowing off the party! *cry cry*
Danielle: Girl you just got a failure to launch.
by Locknëss of Anub'Arak June 2, 2009
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by Kevin Wang October 20, 2003
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