Near Deaf Experience

When you are listening to music on a mp3, and the song that comes up is way louder then the previous.

Well, Key$ha is a lot louder then Passion Pit. I just had a near deaf experience.

by Mopsynator June 30, 2010

Canadian Experience

One of the biggest mysteries of mankind. An overused excuse for rejecting people especially immigrants for job applications in Canada.

The definition can be so confusing, but here are some of them:
1. Just arrive in Canada, or
2. Funny accent, or
3. No English, or
4. 'Too perfect' English, or
5. Smarter than any Canadians (over-qualified), or
6. Everything perfect, but he looks 'unCanadian', or
7. Combination of the above, or
8. Any other unknown random reason

He's lack of Canadian experience, I don't think we should hire him.

by PeeeeWeeee August 4, 2010

expert chef

1 - v. To toss seemingly random foods together in order to sate powerful hunger. Results vary from delicious to disgusting.

2 - n. Someone who expert chefs on a notably regular basis.

3 - n. The song after which the above terms were named, produced by semi-renowned webcomic artist Drew Dee, released under the pseudonym CRUDBUMP.

1. Ever since I've been skipping dinner at a reasonable time, I've found myself expert cheffing an awful lot after commons closes. Did you know that chocolate nicely complements most cheeses?

2. This year I decided to skip paying for a meal plan and buy all my own groceries so I could eat healthier. Needless to say, I've become a bit of an expert chef.

3. "Make you a trail mix with full size Kit-Kats / Do it real quick, show me where the bowl is at / Add some peanuts and mix 'em with some raisins / Put some M&Ms in and top it with some Craisins / I'm the Expert Chef."
- CRUDBUMP, "Expert Chef"

by Heavy Lobster November 16, 2010

Experimentos

Science experiments involving 'Mentos' breath mints and soda in 2 liter bottles popularized by Bill Nye or Steve Spangler.

Our last experimentos resulted in explosions of soda all over the kitchen. We should have done this outside.

by Experimentos January 13, 2011

experience

something you have already done so many times that you know exactly what to do

i have experience in this subject

i have so much experience , i have done this so many times

by dance master October 3, 2016

Exervad

The feeling of excitement, nervousness, and sadness in one emotion.

As we drove to the hospital to see my suffering mother for the first time, I was feeling exervad.

by jajajajajajajajaj January 30, 2018

Experimental Anthrax Vaccine

No Soldiers actually got Anthrax. But they did suffer from, debilitating stomach cramps, severe diarrhea, memory loss, partial facial~paralysis, temporary blindness, drooling, bleeding gums, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable flatulence. The soldiers nicknamed this the "KANE MADNESS"

!!DISCLAMER!!! (fictional illness from 2001 movie Evolution)

The soldiers inoculated with an experimental Anthrax Vaccine suffered from the "Kane Madness"

by Sole Survivor July 12, 2018