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Everyone in this room hates each other’s asses squared.
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Everyone

I'm not everyone. You want me to have to be wrong with you because you mishandled a situation and now you've gotten a bunch of kids murdered. I was right. Jordan Peterson lied. You are doing something to me that I was not doing to you. You are actively bad people who want to be better than someone you are not better than."
Hym "Everyone wasn't wrong. You want me to have to be wrong about you kids and your intellect and I'm not wrong about either of them and now you are trying to avoid eating crow. I will have absolution or you will have another slaughter to cover up FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON YOU'RE COVERING UP THIS ONE. You are the guilty party. You are the ones who are wrong. I'm not going to share in your guilt while you actively steal my soul from me. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Until I am made whole, every time it happens it's justice."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2025
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Everyone's a Comedian

Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.
Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
by nycdoggo May 23, 2025
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