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Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.
Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025
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Baki event

An event that which is completely unexplainable, or has no context behind it.
"Yesterday I observed a baki event. A skateboard fell in front of me with seemingly nothing that could have caused the event.
by Slamlover12 September 16, 2023
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