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Emotional Crotch 

The person, male or female, that you hook up with between unsuccessful relationships. This person may or may not have feelings for you but is always there to fill the void between your loins when you need them.
Veronica: Hey Jenny maybe you and Scott really have something here! You always go back to him when things don’t workout with whoever you’re seeing.
Jenny: Nah, he’s a great emotional crotch though!
Emotional Crotch by Markmywords88 December 27, 2015
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Emotionally starstruck 

A person who is feeling a indescribable amount of emotions
"I can't wait to go to high school!"
"The expressions on your face make you emotionally starstruck."

Emotionzheimers 

When too much emotion makes you forget about facts, logic, or what you wrote ten seconds earlier.
Do you not even remember what you wrote a few words earlier? It's like you've got emotionzheimers
Emotionzheimers by Camaban August 19, 2017

emotional blackout 

Actions completed while terribly upset that you have no memory the next day.
Sorry I sent that email about your similarities to a person with narcissistic personality disorder; I don't even remember it. Must've been an emotional blackout.

Emotional Coward 

A person named who won’t share their tender feelings.
Rod is an emotional coward

Emotional Blackmail 

When someone tries to get you to do something by suggesting that you will be hurting a loved one, a pet, etc etc.
"I think its insensitive, you shouldn't do it. BUT it's your decision, you do what you wanna do" ~ emotional blackmailing cunt.

Emotion Lotion 

When you begin to cry and then use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.
Dude, after I found out she was cheating I broke down crying and then began to use my tears as "emotion lotion".
Emotion Lotion by Sgpro2019 July 7, 2020