epipen emergency

a type of blowjob in which you take the epipen from a femal that has a peanut allergies then you stick your penis in a jar of peanut butter then make her blow you and make her finish you off before she dies then toss the epipen at her

man last night i was chillin with my girl and she said she wanted to give me a epipen emergency

by hehqhsheh2bs December 19, 2019

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Emergency SoS

to call the feds or authorities

this creepy guy keeps messaging me. i should Emergency SoS him

by lawquizox September 29, 2020

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breakfast emergency

In order to avoid the awkwardness of having to use a new girlfriend/boyfriend's bathroom after spending the night, one will fervently offer to run out and get breakfast. The point of which is to use the bathroom at Starbucks, McDonald's, etc.

"Hey hun, do you want me to go out and get us some breakfast?" breakfast emergency, please say yes!

"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."

"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes

"No, I'm sure."

"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!

"Okay"

"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!

by Roland1999 March 14, 2011

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Emergency Sexit

When you and another person leave somewhere quickly in order to engage each other physically.

"Hey Julia this party blows, do you wanna sneak out and go back to your place?"

"Yes, Emergency Sexit right after I finish talking to Maggie. Maybe you should steal a bottle of wine too."

by Rusty Shackleford VIII August 20, 2011

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