emergency fun

when you have to go on an outdoor activity before you loose it

i clubbed all night ! but trust me, it was an emergency fun

by prettybirdflyin September 4, 2023

emergency response guidebook

A guidebook for first responders during the initial phase of a dangerous goods/ hazardous materials transportation incident.

Person1: Oh no that truck full of explosives is on fire
Person2: quickly grab your 2008 copy of emergency response guidebook

by That weird guy across the stre May 11, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015

emergency

what you text your bff when either

a) your date turned out to be a 50-year-old man
b) you don't have any more tampons and your's is leaking
c) something happened in your favorite show that is super traumatic

bff #1: OMG EMERGENCY
bff #2: OMG WHAT HAPPENED
bff #1: MY DATE THAT I MET ON TINDER IS 47 WITH 3 KIDS WHO ARE MY AGE!!
bff #2: wait so whats the issue...
bff #1: what do you mean HES A PERVERT
bff #2: and a potential sugar daddy...
bff #1: omg!! ur so right! john is going to be my new sugar daddy! thanks bestie

by theliteralbestpersontoeverexis August 5, 2021

Emergency Sexit

When you and another person leave somewhere quickly in order to engage each other physically.

"Hey Julia this party blows, do you wanna sneak out and go back to your place?"

"Yes, Emergency Sexit right after I finish talking to Maggie. Maybe you should steal a bottle of wine too."

by Rusty Shackleford VIII August 20, 2011

meta-emergentism

Proposal that free will is asymmetric self-similarity-from-the-future.

Whereas emergentism is NOT emergence meta-emergentism is meta-emergence.

by fightfacilities November 7, 2020