elephant elbows

elbows that are so dry and cracked they resemble elephant skin

Friend 1: "Are my elbows dry I can't see them?"

Friend 2: "Girl you got elephant elbows they're so dry!"

by qweruiop123 October 3, 2011

Blueberry Elephant

The title of your crotch area, while you have blue balls. Your wanka being the trunk, and the blue balls being blueberry's, creating a Blueberry Elephant

I had blue balls, so got I a hooker to jerk my blueberry elephant.

by Big Black and Buldging December 3, 2010

pink elephant jizz

satan

pink elephant jizz is the work of satan

by Elephantslayer69 October 31, 2013

Elepants

Size 46 and up men's pants, big enough on said man to be worn in a baggy style.

Doing the laundry today was easy – the laundry bag was filled with two pairs of Hubby's elepants!!!

by Rukii October 27, 2007

Elephant Dick

When an individual pinches his foreskin while peeing

Royce blew it up like an elephant dick, to clean his peckker after the stripper gave him a rinse.

by Dirk Zediggs February 16, 2013

wet elephant

The act of a man dipping his flaccid penis into a toilet bowl or cup containing a liquid, then slapping an unsuspecting person with it repeatedly, usually over the arm, leg, or shoulder. The receiver is usually sitting in a chair or couch, with their back turned to the giver.

Josh was so drunk at the party last night that he sneaked behind Jennifer while she was sitting on the couch, dipped his penis into her beer glass, and gave her a wet elephant on the arm.

by Dan Frantz July 2, 2008

elephant penis

who ever searches this term has a serious mental issue

who ever writes a definition for elephant penis has one too!

by abcdefghijkllll February 13, 2007