emotional ejaculation

The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.

Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.

by teamknapsack June 27, 2017

ejaculation juice

Technically man cum

“I ejaculated so hard and she swallowed it” ejaculation juice

by Fjsjfjsj November 8, 2017

Premachair Ejaculation

The act of spunking over yourself, when you climax earlier than anticipated whilst watching online porn, causing you to fall backwards off of your chair.

He was careful about masturbating in his bedroom since the occasion when he suffered from premachair ejaculation, and struck his head on the floor.

by Maclen November 10, 2017

reverse ejaculation garbage

Reverse ejaculation garbage is when a man is ready to ejaculate and exactly at that moment a penis plug is being inserted at his urethra so that the orgasm is ruined feeling like a garbage

She ruined his orgasm by using the technic "reverse ejaculation garbage"

by sokolata December 30, 2016

Emotional Ejaculation

Crying pent up tears in an aggressive and fast way. Usually brought on in elation or relief.

"Bro. We hadn't been to the playoffs in so long that after we made it last night I had a full on emotional ejaculation"

by WGHSci October 9, 2023

jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them

“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”

by testicularbreath October 15, 2023

Rapid Ejaculation

When the penis begins excreting cum at an abnormal yet consistent rate for extended periods of time.

"I fucked your wife so hard I suffered from Rapid Ejaculation for weeks!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

by Toe Jam and Bug Blood April 11, 2023