Ejit

An Irish slang word used to describe some-one who is or acts like an idiot

"ya feckin ejit" "stop acting like an ejit" "your an ejit" etc.............

by Fidelers elbow May 19, 2006

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

Ejaculate

<transitive verb>
1) To eject swiftly.
2) To utter suddenly.
3) To blow a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of your jap's eye.

1) The pilot ejaculated from the aircraft just before the point of collision.
2) "Oh!" Thomas ejaculated, "That came as a surprise."
3) I have just ejaculated into your mother's vaginal crevice.

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Ejaclamation

The sound men make when they're climaxing.

Emmett made a loud ejaclamation when he came.

by TwilaBeautifulPsycoTopazCullem October 24, 2008

Ejaculizure

(n). a seizure that causes uncontrollable ejaculation; a seizure so good it gives you wood

(n) Matt had an ejaculizure during the test and got kicked out.

by Hazard911 May 12, 2009

ejs

A person who is a bad bitch,and is always right and always on on top of everyone.

Ejs is the best.

by Badass.K August 24, 2020

EJC

Manliest man of all time. Total opposite of his brother CJE. He could have any women but turns them down for his giant penis would kill them on the spot.

Girl 1: OMG, is that EJC?? He is so handsome
GIrl 2: Haha, I would literally die to hold his hand
Guy 1: Im not gay, but I wanna see his toes

by EJCFan#1 October 19, 2020