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Mitchell Earl

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.
"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"

"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"
by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021
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earl be earling

The act of sassing another person with sarcasm from a state of baldness.
Earl be earling when he asked if his wife tried turning on and off again when she requested his help with a technology issue.
by KayAngelic June 9, 2024
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Earl

A very accomplished male
Disciplined,hardworking and organized.intelligent,funny and down to earth.Earls are dependable and are willing to help those in need.They have a radiant smile and deep mentality.Earls are faithful to their mates and are loyal to their parents and siblings.Family is a very important and meaningful situation to them .They are a blessing from God.
Earl came thru again ,just like he said he would!
by Katty Klaws April 13, 2022
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Earl

When saying earl in an informal sense it means the ripping of one's rectal cavity in the pursuit of pleasure. Some say that this act is most enjoyable in warbourgh. I find that it is most enjoyable at raj's corner store.
God, I can't wait to get home and earl everywhere!
by BaxterMuncher March 23, 2023
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Earl

Earl is a fake ass nigga who secretly likes getting raped in the ass by large hard penis's for fun he always trys to change the subject and turn the argument on you
Wow Earl is fucking gay bruh
by anonymous December 22, 2019
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Earl Grey Duster

When you are receiving a tea bag and fart.
That NYE party got a little crazy last night. I had 4 bowls of taco soup and then some crazy girl brought me into the closet. She started attacking my balls and I was so excited that I farted. The Earl Grey Duster didn't faze her.
by Slapper Al December 31, 2024
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