Kiss Dudes

Another way of saying Fuck off.

Tom: "Dude that shirt is burnt."

Chris: "You know what, kiss dudes!"

by Jimbo_Slice1468 May 12, 2010

two dudes baking

when two men fall asleep during the act of buttsex

Jackson: dude, my butthole is sweltering
Jarret: yea dude, my dick feels like i left it in an oven overnight

observer: sounds like you're two dudes baking

by dickface mctasterson May 25, 2011

Two dudes in A Butter shop

Where homo fellas go for a good time ;)

Aye John let’s go to the buttershop later! It’s greasier than two dudes in a butter shop!

by Chief Hung Lo November 17, 2021

foods before dudes

Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty.

Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.

Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner

Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.

Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.

Melissa: o shit u right

by hiwelcometohollister May 31, 2018

dudester

1. A wordmoron or wordasshat. 2. Somebody socially inept and mentally slow. see also wordfuckwit

God damn, why are Ping and Yaz such fucking dudesters?

by Groid May 16, 2003

Dudesome

a threesome that consists of all dudes

That guy is fucking two other guys. They're having a dudesome.

by Tony Tornado January 23, 2009

dudesauce

an ugly fat girl who is grody and has greesy hair and zits and is just nasty. in most cases, they are fat, but in some rare ones such as sarah jessica parker, thin people may be accepted. it is called dudesauce because most people, at first site, know that they are not dudes, just grody nasty looking girls, but for a short period of time suspect they may have a penis.

examples of dudesauce include rosie o'donnell, lily allen, monica lewinsky, and christie alley.

by IwouldSoGetSuedByFatChicksifiGaveMyRealName November 28, 2007