drunken chip bandit

Someone that, after a certain amount of beverages, disappears into the night, later to be found sneakily eating a copious amount of chips. Generally, the DCB ends their night with chip debris, or cheeto powder, all over their face.

May be abbreviated to DCB, which is close to another abbreviation, DB (abbreviation for douche bag). Coincidence? I think not.

You: "When and where'd you get that bag of Cheetos, Jon? How have you already eaten half of those, and how the hell did you sneak them into the strip club? What's wrong with you?"

Friend: "Oh, don't worry about him. He's a DCB (Drunken Chip Bandit)."

DCB/Jon: "nomnom crunchcrunchcrunch"

by youngjeasy December 14, 2011

Drunkslexia

Form of dyslexia found commonly in drunken texts, facebook statuses and other typed media

Him: "jio rfea,lky lobfr tyou ccccc"
(morning after)
Her: "hey, what did you mean to say last night?"
Him "no idea, beer gives me drunkslexia"
Her "good, because i'm your sister."

by TheBlade69 January 8, 2012

Drunkergy

energy gained by drinking.

i was really tired, but after a few drinks i got drunkergy and partied all night long.

by chickennutz August 12, 2012

Drunken Handshake

Performing a handjob while intoxicated.

I was so wasted last night, I ended up giving that nerd a drunken handshake.

by drc1986 August 15, 2012

DrunkedOut

Occurs when you have been drunk so long that you don't want to be drunk anymore.

Dude.. I'm DrunkedOut.

by DrunkedOut November 2, 2012

drunked-out

The stage in night of drinking, where you cannot drink anymore. Like passed-out, but your eyes are open.

It was a little boring that my friend drunked-out around 11:30; we had to get a cab and call it a night before 2am.

by direhawk December 23, 2012

Drunkies

To get drunk. Generally the word is uttered in a cute and endearing tone.

Guess who's a l'il bit drunkies?

by Jeff Heff September 3, 2014