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drunk proof

The act of preparing a house for a particularly awesome party. This may include hiding glass, sentimental, or otherwise important/breakable/fragile objects in a closet or bedroom to protect them from clumsy drunk people.
Mike: Dude! My parents are out of town, let's throw a party!

Ryan: OK, I'll be over at around 5 to help drunk proof the house.
by SpaceCowboys January 17, 2010
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Drunk confession

When you call the person you like drunk to tell them.
Sometimes it will work out for you and the person will like you back. Othertimes it will be the most embarrassing phone call you ever made. Drunk confession can lead to new relationships, or a huge heart ache and constant taunting from your friends.
*ring ring ring*
Boy: Hello?
Girl: *insert boy name*!
Boy: *insert girl name*?
Girl: I love you
Boy:.....
Girl: I Love you soo much!!

Girl 2: WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT PHONE DOWN!
*Hangs up girls phone*

Girl 2: Do you know what you did last night?
Girl: No?
Girl 2: You did a Drunk confession of you love for *insert Boy's name here*
by mcswimgirl August 2, 2012
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Drunk Tallyn

Your friend that whenever drunk will do anything to impress you.
"Man you see that dude over there? Yeah.. That man is a drunk Tallyn!."
by RAINMAN118 September 23, 2017
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drunk betch

A female who when intoxicated becomes very loud and uses large hand gestures. They tend to fall all over the place and enjoy cock blocking.
Vadita McK. is a drunk betch
by drunkbetch4lyfe November 28, 2009
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Revision Drunk

Think of all the syptoms of overdrinking....Not being able to constuct a sentence, stand up, think straight, excessive urination from the caffeine, the start of insanity..... Revision is exactly like being drunk. Henceforth the term....'Revision Drunk'
When you're on your fourteenth hour in the library revising and the smallest of tasks like stringing a sentence together becomes impossible when you're brain has turned into mush from the caffeine and sugar overload! And you can't even walk in a straight line when you stand up due to sitting down for so long.. revision drunk!
by Lampshade28 October 23, 2011
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sky-drunk

The condition at which the effects of alcohol on the brain are exaggerated due to consumption at any altitude higher than 1,000 ft. (ie. skyrise bars, airplanes, mountaintops, etc.)
Jason: Whoa, what happened to you guys?!

Ashley: We went to the Sky Lounge so Darren could have a great view of the city. However, after one martini he got sky-drunk and I had to bring him home.
by darrenxix January 18, 2013
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Dutch Drunk

When you're so drunk that people can't tell if you're drunk or Dutch.
Andy was Dutch drunk on Saturday night, I couldn't understand a word he said!
by Rik Rik Rak May 1, 2020
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