dork sade

The name for the dark side of the force stated by crazed nun Refrigerator Perry on Trading Spouses. She was attempting to use the powers of the dork sade to expel the Fox camera crew from her home, in which the sanctity of the Lord had been disturbed.
Emperor Palpatine: Use the force Luke. Use the dork sade of the force.
by wing dings March 31, 2008
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Band Dork

Someone who loves band more than anything and practically lives in the band room. They are usually in marching band and live for competitions and think football games are only for their halftime performance. And they are actually very cool people! *wink wink*
by colorguardgirl3 January 05, 2005
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dork the squeakhole

"That guy should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan. as in a command "dork the squeakhole"
by ChipNASA February 01, 2018
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Dingle-Dork

From the latin, dingle, and the Amero-English, dork, this term signifies an expression of jocularity, usually expressed amongst friends while hanging 'around' playing video games. One often hears this phrase in conjuction with others, such as, "You ass-munch!", or "Tool-faced whore!".
Scene: Billy is playing Battlefield 2 with his friend Gary. During the game, Gary head-shots Billy, killing him with a single bullet. Miffed, Billy cries out, "You dingle-dork!"
by Robert Wicker October 14, 2007
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dork factor

1. The scale that describes the level to which a person is more or less dorky.
Mike: I am the greatest janitorial engineer of all time and all of the women at the homeless shelter love me!
George: Uh oh... the dork factor is rising...

Amy: Sandra is extremely cool.
Lisa: Yea she has an extremely low dork factor.
by Locker May 23, 2007
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Dork Stamp

The act of hitting someone forehead when they have said or done something so stupid it defies logic.
Bob: Hey I was sending you a text but I sent it to myself instead.

Sally: That is worth a Dork Stamp...you retard....
by CakieWakie October 14, 2009
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Dork Disk

The round plastic dish that is mounted on the rear hub of all new bicycles. Designed to protect the wheel spokes from the chain when it jumps off the cassette.
Bobby cut off his dork disk, and when his chain jumped off the cassette, it ate the spokes on his new Mavic 819s. Ouch! Thats gonna be expensive
by alpha52 September 29, 2008
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