Dicksnickers

A common joke originating from the wonder trade system in the Pokémon franchise. Basically right someone would trade like a kyurem black or some shit but give it a really shit name (such as dicksnickers) and because the Pokémon has been traded to you the name couldn’t be changed. And there you go, some absolute bellend will be stuck using one of the best things in the game and getting laughed at every time it comes into the battle. What a total prick

Person who has just received a Dicksnickers: ah shit some absolute fuckin’ nonce just sent me an arceus
Their mate: oh that’s so cool
Dicksnickers receiver: nah the wanker named it Dicksnickers
Their mate: oh what a prick

by SmegmaFactory April 22, 2022

Dickification

verb

1. Transforming something into a dick

2. Emphasizing the dick in a word. ex: ContraDICKtory

1. I made this cake into a dick using dickification

2. You should look go look at Urban DICKtionary and find the word dickification

by NøtCyanide April 19, 2023

lasso-dicking

Showing off in an attempt to attract/rein in members of the opposite sex.

Phrase comes from the Argentine Lake Duck's mating habit, it which he swings his obnoxiously lengthy penis as a sort of lasso to ensnare a female.

Oh here we go, Marcus is lasso-dicking again.

Someone tell that guy to cut the lasso-dickery, we're not interested.

by Leolizard October 12, 2009

urban dicking

When you're completely bored out of your mind and have nothing else to do but read through urban dictionary.

Jim: what are you doing tonight Suzie?

Suzie: Nothing I am so fucking bored I will probably just be urban dicking all night.

by SuzzieQQ December 9, 2013

maple dicking

the act of covering a dick in maple syrup and licking it off

Jenny - did you hear that Maria is dating a Canadian?
Cindy - Yeah. I heard she even gave him a maple dicking
Jenny - No way!!

by crimsoncape August 31, 2015

Sponge-Dicking

Sponge-Dicking (Sponge-Dick); The act of quick grabbing all of the items contained in a chest during a Hunger Games battle in Minecraft, essentially absorbing it's contents like a big absorbent, spongy dick.

"Hey, 'azzturdz69' is Sponge-Dicking that chest!"

by Sc1ss0rw4lker June 27, 2016

back-dicking

To play games
To take advantage
To undermine

To cheat
To fuck around
To make crass sexually provocative overtures within hearing distance yet not within sight of an individual for the sake of intimidation

During my presentation, my coworker back-dicked me by whispering crass comments into my ear. I returned the favor by back-dicking his wife. He blackmailed me proving his back-dickability was better than mine. I now give him my lunch money everyday before work. I see a proper back-dickin in his future.

by Crasstopher January 15, 2017