An anorexic looking, bottom feeding, needle banging, disgusting lowlife that’s usually found in the lowest class areas of a city. Commonly referred to as a lot lizard,
She willalways be a Ditch Pig Mi-kay-La all her life.
A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.
Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"