The act of placing a venomous snake in the top tank of one's toilet, in anticipation of a house sitter upper decking it, the expressed purpose of which is to cause their immediate demise as a result of a vicious strike to their hoop.
My house-sitter should never have threatened to upper deck my toilet, because I took proactive measures and De Velized him. The paramedics thought it was hilarious.
by Farmerjoe01 April 8, 2009
Get the De Velizemug. To have ones nuts, squeezed in a vice grip or similar object by someone of the opposite sex, or to have your damn nails painted by a 12 year old bully sister.
by Bully Sista & Outie Is Intact September 13, 2011
Get the De-Masculinedmug. Swim to Uganda, run 50 miles, turn left and jump into the nearest trash can. If you see any little red men on your journey, RUN! They have Ebola and will spit on you.
by Galaxy_Gamer33 May 6, 2018
Get the De Weamug. To remove evidence of a skank or slut having been someone. eg: living somewhere, or partying at your house.
by fobzwonkle April 4, 2010
Get the de-skankifymug. 
the surname of a family of human-dinosaur hybrids, whose genes are that of the last living dinosaur on earth.
how it happened: scientists, upon discovering the last live dinosaur chilling in Great Britain during the 20th century, took a sample of that dinosaur's dna and hybridized it with that of a human. the hybrid dna was then injected into an egg cell, which was planted into a surrogate mother, who raised the dinosaur-human child as her own.
The hybrid has a human body, with the advanced intelligence of a dinosaur. The human form enables her to mate with human males, whose dna is dominated by the dinosaur dna within the hybrid, therefore the human and hybrid reproduce dinosaur offspring. Any mate of the hybrid or her spawn is given the title of "Honorary Dinosaur" for playing a part in continuing the existence of the marvelous, thought-to-be-extinct species on planet Earth.
how it happened: scientists, upon discovering the last live dinosaur chilling in Great Britain during the 20th century, took a sample of that dinosaur's dna and hybridized it with that of a human. the hybrid dna was then injected into an egg cell, which was planted into a surrogate mother, who raised the dinosaur-human child as her own.
The hybrid has a human body, with the advanced intelligence of a dinosaur. The human form enables her to mate with human males, whose dna is dominated by the dinosaur dna within the hybrid, therefore the human and hybrid reproduce dinosaur offspring. Any mate of the hybrid or her spawn is given the title of "Honorary Dinosaur" for playing a part in continuing the existence of the marvelous, thought-to-be-extinct species on planet Earth.
Dexter Rex de Rahwr is such a ladies' manosaur. I heard he knocked up at least fifteen of the chicks he slept with in Daytona last summer.
Jenkins de Rahwr is finally settling down and marrying a nice girl from Austria whom he met on Chat Roulette. Finally, we don't have to worry about his transgender troubles anymore.
Ozwald Theodore de Rahwr is the eldest son of Mr. and Mrs. Kurtus Ruffio de Rahwr. He is currently studying psychiatry and theology at Harvard.
Jenkins de Rahwr is finally settling down and marrying a nice girl from Austria whom he met on Chat Roulette. Finally, we don't have to worry about his transgender troubles anymore.
Ozwald Theodore de Rahwr is the eldest son of Mr. and Mrs. Kurtus Ruffio de Rahwr. He is currently studying psychiatry and theology at Harvard.
by psychosaur January 3, 2011
Get the de Rahwrmug. by William^^ November 22, 2005
Get the de-pissifymug.