Deacon

A self entitled douch who talks down to people he doesn't like and always brags about himself and his stuff

Man deacon was being such a show off today

Wow I can't believe deacon talked like that to me

by Ill-ridden May 5, 2020

deacon

the best name and person in the world

deacon is the best person in the world

by nonopopo May 7, 2020

deaconet

1. a student assembly

"the school moved into its deaconet"

by GoldenPal May 20, 2020

dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020

Deading

another word for dying but was made by Troublesome.

I am deading.

by Troublesome10101 December 9, 2020

Deacon

When you put your dick into anything.

She wouldn't shut up so I put my deacon it.

by Platinum Knight December 13, 2020

dead on impact

An obscure show with wacky characters. They all love coming for each other's throats any chance they are given. Hopefully it'll get better by Season 2.

Yooo Did you see the new episode of Dead On Impact?
Yeah, hopefully Diaz will confess to Isaac this episode!
Oh you know that'll never happen, they just have him there for "representation"

by DaddyPomegranate December 18, 2020