Pong 'Til Dawn

The practice of descending into a limestone cave and worshiping at the alter of beer (also known as playing pong) until such a time as the suns rays are visible over the horizon. This ritual is generally followed by consumption of diner food.
Verily, they descended into the cave to undergo the rite of Pong 'Til Dawn. After imbibing the brew of barley and hops, dunking, knocking over, and chugging for serving without music, they ascended from the cave, the suns rays kissing the temple. They emerged from the cave as brothers and went out into the world to consume grease, eggs, cheese, and home fries.
by Dharma.of.the.Itz September 28, 2011
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Urban Dawn Chorus

The wailing of emergency services sirens in the small hours of the morning in any city where there are fires, traffic accidents and gang fights.
I was woken by the urban dawn chorus this morning.
by Green Tito May 05, 2013
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crack ass of dawn

The early morning light of day. Too early to wake up especially after an all nighter.
the guy next door decided to mow his lawn at the crack ass of dawn, doesn't he know its Sunday?
by ravenlocks July 01, 2009
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pipers at the gates of dawn

Being woken up by having to take a crap.
I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.
by guzzler December 31, 2005
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ass crack of dawn

Redonkulously early in the morning. Often it is still dark out. Commonly used when one must wake up early after a night of drinking, or getting up to go on a trip. Also can be referred to "Oh dark hundred"
Person 1: "Dude, what time do we have to get up tomorrow?"
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."
by K.Spence June 07, 2006
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Dawn of Justice

A subtitle added to a joke movie title, usually in the form of X v Y: Dawn of Justice. Usually used when referring to a cynical crossover event and/or a tonally-off grimdark retelling of something originally intended for a younger audience.

The name comes from Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, an infamously cynical grimdark story about the two comic book characters.
Some day, Hollywood is totally gonna make Rainbow Brite v Strawberry Shortcake: Dawn of Justice
by AyapecYilan June 17, 2019
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butt crack-of-dawn

I've been up since the butt crack-of-dawn.
by Emmy November 26, 2003
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