when at the end of anal sex, the tip of the penis is covered in feces.The tip of the penis looks like the head of Darth Vader thus the name, dirty darth.
man 1: hey, did you have sex with her last night?
man 2: yeah, but we did anal. It was ok but by the end I got a dirty darth.
man 2: yeah, but we did anal. It was ok but by the end I got a dirty darth.
by luke h-twig September 14, 2006
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Girl: What the French Toast I told you to finish in the sheets!
Guy: Bitch I am your father, bout to Crank that Darth Vader!
Guy: Bitch I am your father, bout to Crank that Darth Vader!
by Satchmosis March 16, 2008
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A hand in a poker game when you're holding the two black fours. These are called the dark fours(dark force), and given the name the Darth Vader Hand.
by cjizzle May 7, 2005
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by Violence Jack August 4, 2014
Get the Darth Maul mug.What you write on the Facebook Wall of those people you are "Facebook Friends" with but not real-life friends with. These are the people you went to school with who wouldn't give you the time of day but 13 years later a sort of amnesia has set in and you are now virtual friends on an impersonal networking site. You will never talk to this person in person. They will not invite you to their parties. Not much has changed since high school.
As in "Jennifer, it is so good to reconnect with everyone from school after all these years, your daughter/son/kids are adorable!"
by SmartestGirl February 24, 2009
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by tt March 4, 2003
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Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Hooper-Y October 8, 2008
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