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carbon dating

When a really old man dates a really young woman.
Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend is 25--looks like they're carbon dating.
by ll00l0l January 20, 2011
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Paleo Dating

A form of courtship originating in the Paleolithic period. It traditionally involves rendering the female unconscious via club strike to the head, followed by violent non consensual sex. Practitioners can often be spotted by a cursory examination of their dietary regiment, colloquially referred to as the "paleo diet".
"Chuck just hit that bitch with a club and drug her off to his place to bang her. It's cool though, they're Paleo Dating."
"Damn dude! Check out that hot skank in the corner! I'm gonna go buy her a drink." "Nah, fuck that dude. Just Paleo Date her."
by TD241 October 3, 2013
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Ten Commandments of Dating

1. Thou shalt not date friends of friends

2. Thou shalt not ask someone out over the internet, unless it is absolutely necessary

3. Thou shalt not break up with thy partner over the phone or internet, in any case.

4. Thou shalt not make plans for the future, unless thou plans to fulfill them

5. Thou shalt not send mixed messages and signals

6. Thou shalt not cheat on thy partner.

7. Thou shall reject activities involving a name as an adjective

8. Thou shalt not use fecal matter in romantic ways

9. Thou shall be a dick for up to 6 hours after a break up. after this time, thou shalt not hold grudges.

10. Thou shall change the lingus, if thou is unsatisfied
Translation of the Ten Commandments of Dating

1. dont date your friend's friends. it gets awkward

2. its pretty tactless and impersonal

3. Really? a break up shouldnt be sprung on someone in an indirect way

4. Dont give false hope, it's unappreciated

5. Mislead people become confused people. confused people become ANGRY people.

6. infidelity is a dick move

7. (ie. cleveland steamer) DONT DO IT

8. poo and intimacy. its just wrong. back off fecalphiliacs.

9. get all the emotions out, move on. no holds barred.

10. Anna, Donna, Connor. the three lingus friends. figure it out, choose one.
by Greengiant 894 April 30, 2010
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dating

What I don't do or ever will because women can't stand my presence. A complete waste of time for someone actually wanting to get in a serious relationship with someone. Nothing but an act between two fake people trying to put their best foot forward and impress each other so they can potentially jump each other's bones. In Western culture dating is a precursor to marriage but, ironically, will do no more for you in getting to know a person than watching a sport on tv will make you a professional ballplayer. It's also an incredible waste of time because getting together for a romantic rondezvous or outing will do next to nothing in making you connect emotionally or spiritually.

Dating is a new phenomenon and didn't come around until the mid to late 20th century. Before the era of dating, a couple would often "court" each other or marriages were even prearranged. If one is religious, especially with someone who practices Christianity, dating is NOT Biblical because not only does dating usually result in heartache when the two persons involved go their seperate ways, but there is no comitment between the two parties. It was never practiced for cultural reasons. For Christians, dating is not Biblical because God himself does not want people to experience the emptiness and heartache it often brings. For the secular world, however, dating is as normal as taking a nap.

Dating CAN lead to marriage but usually doesn't, unlike courting.
Dating is pointless in my opinion. It usually doesn't work and is a futile effort in actually getting to know someone on an emotional or spiritual level. Dating is stupid!
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 6, 2008
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sevie dating

When seventh graders claim to be "dating." The biggest joke in the world. I mean, seriously. People have to make them hug.
Person 1: "I hear Brad is dating Rachel."

Person 2: "Really?"

Person 1: "Yeah, and John made them hug. It was so embarrassing!"

Person 2: "Oh, I forgot, they're sevie dating."
by Smyke April 17, 2010
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Dating Bases For Teens

1st Base:Hugging
2nd Base:Holding Hands
3rd Base:Kiss On Lips
4th Base:Making Out
When You Date As A Teen Follow These Bases Don't Jump To Making Out (4th Base) Or You People Will Think You Are A Tramp And You Do Everything.Plus,When Taking It Slow It Will Lead To A Better And Strong Relationship That Hope fully Will Last For A Long Time.
Girl:I Am Gonna Take It Slow With My Boyfriend.
Friend:Good For You..I am Gonna Do That Too.
Girl:Thanks For Agreeing I Will Write You My Dating Bases For Teens down And Give Them To You In A Bit.
by PurpleTankTops April 30, 2011
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Dating

Dating your investments
by CEOChambers December 29, 2017
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