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Darren

The most hardcore of hardcore Apple fans, they can’t justify why they like Apple products other than “it’s Apple!”
“Why do you think this iPhone is better than this Samsung?”

“It’s Apple mate”

“Oh god it’s a Darren
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Darren

Cock bigger then a Bulgarian weight lifters arms loves to dip the old badger in many honey pots at once.

Will one day end up making antique trains in his mum's basement when his penis falls off due to his crazy ex wife catching him screwing the dog again
Darren a horny boy
by El douche November 21, 2021
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Darren

Darren’s are a well hung bunch, just relax and enjoy the ride! You will never be Disappointed with the DARREN .
by Happy Darren lover April 17, 2022
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Darren suchdeo

person who likes to go kachow on everybody
Darren suchdeo won the Piston Cup
by Kachow I should win the P cup December 12, 2018
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Darren Louis

He’s super big, has strength beyond anything imanginable, maybe more than shaggy. But he doesn’t think so himself this making him even more dangerous! He’s also a furry...
Holy shit Darren Louis just killed that dude by flicking him!!!
by Havdbahbdbdbbf February 16, 2019
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Darren

Good looking guy with thicc juicy ass would fuck him 100%
-hey is that darren?
-yes hes sooo hot
by MammonsAss November 25, 2021
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