bean cushion

the act of crushing ones testicles while sitting down

Bill went to sit down and abruptly jumped up screaming.

Tom: What's wrong?

Bill: I just sat on my bean cushion bro!

by the madbanana September 24, 2010

bush cush

A large mass of pubic hair that serves to cushion the base of your penis from the impact of the woman's vagina you are destroying. It may also tickle her labia, which, depending on her preferences, may increase pleasure.

Mike: "I totally annihilated my girlfriend last night."

Ted: "Aren't you sore?"

Mike: "Nah, my bush cush softened the blows."

Ted: "Gross."

by Turkey Slapper May 9, 2014

spine cushion

a word that kody uses to define the ass

wow she's got a nice a nice spine cushion there!

by mrs.12 May 13, 2017

spine cushion

A term for a butt of a thick girl, usually a thick juicy butt.

Damn, did you see her Spine Cushion?
Damn, she got one soft, fluffy Spine Cushion.

by Wntyrone07 May 13, 2017

Hug cushions

The word used to describe big boobs which make it comfortable to hug that person.

Your hug cushions made that hug so comfy!

by Decani July 4, 2017

Whoopie cushion effect

When you sit on something too long and then it goes *fart noise... Long*

My shares have had the whoopie cushion effect

by Twicksy February 28, 2018

The Cunhasai

A religious prophecy and religion in which if it is ever possible for two sperm cells to produce a child and if this occurs with the sperm of two very specific people as mentioned in the prophecy whose identity shall remain a mystery unless revealed by spoken word, the Cunhasai will exist. The Cunhasai operates under ambiguity, and this ambiguity means that upon its creation, either the world will implode immediately and the worst timeline will occur or it will be the messiah that brings about the end of the world in the best-case timeline. The Cunhasai's ascension to Earth will involve a large spherical orb with a figure resembling a humanoid inside. The Cunhasai is a faceless entity, not human in its appearance.

Oh shit the Cunhasai has arrived and since the world has not imploded, surely the world will end and we will ascend to our afterlives!

by What'sgoingon April 7, 2022