cryptictoast

cryptictoast is a semi famous tik toker that has mixed content really

His main focus is tactical gear videos/photos

"cryptictoast is a tik toker"

by CreditMode March 19, 2021

Cryptic Jonass

Cryptic Jonas but ass.

Cryptic Jonass is such an ass.

by Randomdudefromclb April 14, 2021

crypticoverx

They call them the 6ft pinching holster .
He is god among the three Oronals.
His god power is destruction.

Have you seen that god, CrypticOverX?

by GodzillaAndKong April 19, 2021

critical damage

What is critical damage well, Critical damage stands for someone or somebody who starts chaos wherever they go

Jennifer Lopez is critical damage because who else is around her it's critical damage too

by Devante woods May 13, 2021

Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021

Critical Booty Theory

An analytical framework first proposed by Sir Mix-a-lot postulating that all social institutions, laws, and mores are rooted in a reverence for booty.

Democrats and Republicans came together to recognize the importance of Critical Booty Theory as a framework for legislative decision making and adjudication in the legal system.

by Quan Master Quan July 12, 2021

Critical

A male who has no brain cells as-well-as refers to stuff in such a manner that makes it comedic for others to enjoy of the shear ignorance. They also refer everything foreign to a slang term. And they are incredibly spastic.

Bro, Kyle is so fucking critical dude

by Volaroid_DooHickey July 28, 2021