crown victoria

One word: BOOM!!!!!!!!!!

you + Crown Vic + being rear-ended = buh-bye

by eww ford April 30, 2005

Crown the pirate

When a man goes for a woman's back door during intercourse without permission, she punches him in the eye, then holds him down and takes a dump on his head making sure that it looks like a crown.

Dude, last night, Rachel got pissed at John when he got the wrong hole so she crowned the pirate.

I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.

by Corporalcupcake November 15, 2010

Crowning Achievement

When you take a big dump and your man poon retracts causing your turd to be totally reassumed by the butt. Typically happens on accident but causes feelings of great achievement that forces you to to tell everyone you know about it.

"bro, I went to blast a dookie and ended up with a crowning achievement."

by freevageeter May 5, 2017

Crown town

When you get shwasted from crown royal.

Mike- Want to go to crown town?
Taylor- fuck yea

by Taylorsafaggoy February 11, 2018

Crowning the Plaza

the action of taking middle age children, grabbing them by the head (or crown), putting them in burlap bags, crown first, and dragging them across the plaza, while simultaneously beating them with croissants.

hey, lets go crown the plaza!" "I've really got to go crown the plaza" "after a long day, i always look forward to crowning the plaza

by manwhoknowsallinvariation November 30, 2010

crown rumping

(n) The act of getting some one black out drunk on Crown royal, inserting your fist into their anus, and leaving before they awaken the following morning.

(adj) crown rumped - the state of having received a crown rumping.

My girlfriend must have gone crown rumping last night because my ass hurts and there are plastic gloves on the night stand.

by Piptholomew June 23, 2017

The Triple Crown

A foot job, hand job and blow job delivered simultaneously during sex.

You don't know a girl "the one" until she gives you the Triple Crown.

by T Bone Capone June 27, 2010