Crispy Nut

A Crispy Nut is when you are about to cum and a gust/puff of air is discharged fom the penis instead of them man juices. A Crispy Nut only occurs when a man 'Has no more Nuts to give' because he has made his quota.

Tiffany-"I thought my boyfriend was about to shoot a massive load on my face, instead he gave me a Crispy Nut"

by DigBick@23 April 28, 2016

jah crispy

sal from impractical jokers

holy shit its jah crispy

by jah crispy August 06, 2019

Crispy Beef

Anything of the crusty nature. So unimaginably crusty, you need to exclaim with such indignity.

Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

Crispy face

The effect when semen dries on a persons skin and wakes up with crispy peeling reptilian skin.

I spunked all over her face last night whilst she was asleep and she woke up with a crispy face

by mouthstrippers May 13, 2011

crispy sauce

God tier freshness.

How do you like the haircut?

So crispy sauce.

by Heufsch April 04, 2022

Crispy Cakes

When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.

Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.

by ZakSoithongsukkkk December 11, 2011

Crispy Sue

A sock used to collect ejaculate, then hidden under the bed and left to dry out.
A dried-up spaff-sock.

Nicola walked into Smithy's bedroom to collect his dirty washing, and was horrified to discover a crispy sue carefully stashed under his pillow.

by Cockfoster June 17, 2023