crayon trooper

A word used to describe army leftovers

Byee why Dee a crayon trooper

by aixani January 26, 2022

USELESS CRAYON

A slightly racist term for a white person who adds no value to society.

There's Sarah. She's such a useless crayon.

Stephen isn't a useless crayon, because he has a job!

by anonymous November 9, 2023

Penny Crayon

bro penny crayon met robot jones in ohio

HUUH PENNY CRAYONNNNNNN

by deeznutsmixlucy October 31, 2023

Meat Crayon

The state of being a motorcycle rider wearing a wife beater, shorts, and flip flops exists in after laying their motorcycle down on a hard road surface giving the road the appearance of being colored on with a red crayon.

Aaron did not wear motorcycle leathers and became a meat crayon when he wrecked.

by Chicken Intubater. February 4, 2025

Slipping on Crayons

(1) to be high, (2) to be on a big time trip

When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.

by MC, Tabinator and Lickin' Lia' October 17, 2008

Crapola Crayons

Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”

Example 1

Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”

Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”

Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”

Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”

Example 2

“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”

by TheUrbanDicOfficial June 22, 2021

Crayon

Knife

You got the crayon bruv

by Mc bi cock April 28, 2017