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Homie Court

When you have to have a talk with your boy after he did some flagrant activities that can’t be dismissed or tolerated.
Hey bro, you’re going to Homie Court tomorrow. We gotta talk.
by Druski420 August 25, 2025
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crush court

When you go to court for having a crush. If you're guilty you have a crush, if you're innocent you don't. Evidence such as photos video or audio recording can also be used against the suspect.
Person 1: I just got sent to crush court!
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.
by AppleEater321123 April 14, 2024
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courtting

(n) A person who constantly appears in front of a judge.
Stop courtting the law.
by Palabras57941 April 22, 2015
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bulldoze the supreme court

“Let’s bulldoze the Supreme Court! Brett Kavanaugh will love this drinking game!”
by craigdanwi October 10, 2018
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Chinese Court

Any encounter that leads to you increased scrutiny.
Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”

Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”

Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”

Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
by Doe Reaper July 11, 2021
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Tennis Court Vibes

The vibe you get when you're walking on soil or a path with red stones that ressemble a tennis court.
When you walk with the bros and the moronic kid of the group sees red stones that remind him of a tennis court.
Ideally, Lorde's song Tennis Court plays in the background.
The moronic guy from the group was walking on the little red stones when he got the tennis court vibes.
by Whoopty679 January 27, 2021
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Court Nodder

Noun. A person who falls asleep in court while sitting at the table in front of the judge while their lawyer is pleading their case in open court. Sometimes it is more than one person, which some are in the court audience who nod off and fall on the person sitting next to them or hit their head on the seat in front of them.

The Court Nodder typically goes on a drug binge for days before their court hearing because they think they will have to go to jail or prison. The condition is typically brought on by using meth and staying up for days or using opiates and nodding off during your court proceeding.
Judge: What was that noise?
District Attorney: Your honor, we have a Court Nodder in the third row that hit the floor.
Judge: Bailiff, See if you can wake them up and arrest them for disrupting my court or call EMS if you cannot.
by Free The Egg February 27, 2019
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