corporate scum

Someone who doesn't give a shit about other people and only cares about their success/money.

They are just a bunch of corporate scums!

by A coney thing January 30, 2019

corporate pedophilia

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.

The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)

by G-Union December 12, 2003

Coagulate

Also known as blood clotting, this word means to get together and discuss plans to get on each others level

you and danny need to get together and coagulate on what you are doing for her birthday

by Dougie787 December 20, 2009

corporate jive

The brand of speech that the leaders of the corporate world frequently use in long, useless meetings about having other meetings, especially with regard to project and staff performance. Key works in the corporate jive language include hyphenated adjectives describing people, such as "highly- efficient," "self-starter," "goal-oreinted," and "power-user;" and non-commital descriptions of business performance such as "moderately optimistic," "below projected outlook," and "downtrend."

Despite the downtrend in the economy that has shown our revenues to be below the projected outlook, Vassal Company remains moderately optimistic about performance in the next quarter due to the highly efficient staff we have retained.

by Aristophenes October 13, 2004

corporate ethics

Two words that don't seem to make sense together; large corporations can and often do use unethical means to gain public trust and their precious capital, for example, building big-box shopping malls on environmentally sensitive land where there may be endangered flora and fauna.

The corporate ethics of some of these food producers in Brazil leave a lot to be desired.

by pentozali October 2, 2010

climbing the corporate ladder

This pharse refers to moving up in rank within a particular field or business. If someone "climbs the corporate ladder" to the top, they started out at the bottom (stockboy, mail clerk, etc) and ended up at the top (CEO, CFO, vice pres., etc.)

Tim lived the American Dream. He started out as a desk clerk and climbed the corporate ladder to the top. He is now a CEO in the same field that he had started out in.

by Doobie Smokes You December 11, 2004

coagulate

To incrassate; thicken; curdle.

The blood coagulates after death.

by Larstait November 7, 2003