comb-buzzled

Confused and/or tired of thinking about stuff because one is too lazy

yes I am COMB-BUZZLED about this swhole thing, now I am going on lunch break.

by DFG April 23, 2003

combarst

Combarstion is a cross between implosion, explosion, death, vanishing, and bursting into flames. It is usually used to refer to some unexplained phenomenon. The word originated as a Loganic verbal typo.
(see definitions for 'Loganic' and 'verbal typo')

A: Where did Bob go? He was here a minute ago.
B: I dunno... he must have combarsted

by BigGoofyGuy April 9, 2005

Cobbin' it

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend, god bless his soul) eats a large amount of corn the day previous to partaking in anal intercourse. This results in your genitalia becoming, effectively, corn on the cob.

Man, I was cobbin' it with lopez last night, I feel like a farmer.

by Boskette October 20, 2010

Cobie Smulders

Most beautiful woman on the face of earth. Best known for playing Robin Scherbatsky on How I met your mother.

Ted: "I want Robin. I love her."

Marshall, Lily and Barney: "Come on, not this again!"

Ted: "But it's Robin, the woman of my dreams."

GuyV: "Hey who's that hot chick who always appears on HIMYM?"

GuyV2: "She is Cobie Smulders. The definition of beauty."

by theVguy August 9, 2016

Combat Whiskey

Whiskey - in NATO phonetic alphabet is short or the letter "W" and is often used as a standard radio proword to say "wife" . If you get a message on the radio to contact Whiskey W it means call your wife when your watch is over. Conversely your Combat Whiskey is the deployment 292 girl that you are cheating on your wife with.

Radio traffic: California Gate, Florida. Stingray contact combat whiskey on NSL.

Radioman relays message: Hey GM1, California Gate said call that fat bitch you been fucking in third platoon on a non-secure line when your watch is over.

GM1: Fuck you Radio, I've seen your 292, and that bitch is busted.

by GM1 Stingray April 1, 2020

Double Comb Over

The term "double comb over" is a relatively new term, used to depict hair that resembles a lot like a wig yet is real. It has progressively become popular due to the fact that our 45th United states president has this hair style. It looks like a wig since you make any side of your hair go over your bald spot on the center, followed up by putting the opposite side over the bald spot again; this makes the hair look extremely artificial and utterly idiotic. If you do not wish to be made fun of or look like a guy who needs attention, it is highly recommended not to use this hairstyle.

Person 1: I voted for Hillary because she's a woman
Person 2: I voted for trump because of his luscious double comb over...

by TheBigBobby21 May 13, 2017

pork fat comb over

The result of trying to hide one's balding scalp with long strands of bacon combed in one direction.

I don't know why he bothers trying to cover his bald head. Now he looks like Hitler with a pork fat comb over.

by zenmomma August 12, 2009