Cleveland Coconut

Get a coconut and have the girl break it open for you. Have the girl jerk your dick off with one hand, while one finger on the other hand is just chilling in your asshole. You then jizz into the coconut water (Keep in mind she is fingering your asshole the whole time). After jizzing into the coconut water, she puts the finger that was in your asshole in the coconut, mixes the coconut water and jizz with her shitty finger, and then drinks the coconut water.

Noah, how is your new girlfriend?

She is really good. She gave me a Cleveland Coconut behind the Arby's.

Man, that's super sweet!

She also let me Butter Munch her!

No way! Is that it?

Afterwards, she watched me and Matt rejerkulate behind the Arby's

by All Hail King Mathyall December 29, 2013

COCONUT

RIDING A MAN WAIST LIKE A COCONUT LIKE HOW YOU WRITE ON A PAPER THE WORD COCONUT YOU DO THE SAME TO HIM

Man I’m trying to spell coconut tonight but this nigga acting up

by Helping you fellows out July 15, 2019

pressing her coconuts

when you get all up in a biddy's business like goldman sachs

I spent the better part of the night pressing her coconuts.

by Dr Mo November 24, 2009

deep dick coconuted

To be fucked in the ass whole by a coconut and a dick at the same time

To be fucked in the ass whole by a coconut and a dick at the same time

Example:
"Me and my girlf

deep dick coconuted last night..."
"Is she ok"
"No she's in the hospital"

by Kade has AIDS January 12, 2018

Coconut creampie

A semen filled vagina resulting from an interracial gang bang.

A group of us went down to tha hood and gave a slut a coconut creampie.

by I_killed_Kenny October 28, 2006

Coconut Helmet

1. The coconut helmet is a symbol used to identify people of a strange, usually a pseudo sociopath/psychopathic nature

2. Symbol has resemblance of a monkey on steroids

Fig 1: c:U

1. Damn that guy, he just talks shit! What a Coconut Helmet!

2. Look at this monkey on steroids!! c:U

by b757cp August 5, 2009

Coconut

A Latino person that is dating a white person

Person 1: Hey man did you hear? Carlos is a coconut. He's dating this hot white chick called Diane

by Muchacho10 July 29, 2010