bass drum clusterfuck

When you have 10 or more bass drums for a marching band parade and everyone keeps hitting each other’s drums because they have no peripheral vision skills

Welcome to the bass drum clusterfuck.

bass drum clusterfuck by USfyre April 9, 2021

Dirty South Clusterfuck

A sandwich made at McDonald's from a McDouble and a southern homestyle chicken sandwich. Similar to the McGangbang but tastier and more scrumptous.

I went to McDonald's today and had myself a delicious Dirty South Clusterfuck

Dirty South Clusterfuck by DsRegulator August 13, 2011

Colonel Clusterfuck 

Butt sex behind the deep fryers at a KFC restaurant.

Dave: Dude, I Colonel Clusterfucked Lindy yesterday.

Henry: Lucky bastard.

Colonel Clusterfuck by Jonas Brothers Suck Penish February 1, 2009

Mongolia Clusterfuck

A place that's far away.

We parked in Mongolia Clusterfuck.

Mongolia Clusterfuck by kennyb43 September 29, 2009

green clusterfuck 

A frequent phenominon that only occurs in the state of Washington. A green clusterfuck is when you come up behind a row of cars of two or more that are stopped at a green light. It may take three to five seconds for traffic to start moving. It can also occur when your in a long line of cars and the light has just turned green. In this case the light might turn red before you get to move, if you even get to move at all.

Shit man!, I got caught in the biggest green clusterfuck yesterday. I couldn't tell if the person in front of me was high, coming off of caffeine, or what.

green clusterfuck by angry mafia May 4, 2009

Mongolian Clusterfuck 

A phrase reffering to the word mongaloid,or downy flake,or such a person with down syndrome.It is used as a insult in such a situation with more than three persons with down syndrome in the same room.

Hey dave!, yes joe,dude after work yesterday i went to the E.R and they had one hell of a mongolian clusterfuck in there.

Mongolian Clusterfuck by Jellybear July 29, 2009

rainbow clusterfuck 

1. a sexual act involving people of all genders and sexualities, coming and cumming together in a glorious rainbow orgy

2. a flavour of ice cream (patent pending)

"Care to join me for some rainbow clusterfuck?"

"I'm sorry, do you mean the tasty frozen treat or the sex act? Because I'm down for either."

rainbow clusterfuck by naocoolcat May 15, 2014