Climatard

A person who believes in global warming despite it still being cold and miserable

Those protestors are climatards

by Patrick Connor June 15, 2024

Climate jew

That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.

CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:

Strong hurricanes? Global warming

Weak hurricanes? Global warming

No hurricanes? Global warming

Hot today? Global warming

Cold today? Global warming

Raining too much? Global warming

Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming

by xythras September 3, 2024

Climate Changer

(N) slur for a Black American based on the race of the hobos that are starting fires in California and what the official claimed cause is.

Did you see all those Climate Changers out in the streets of LA lighting fires?

by broseidon420 January 12, 2025

Climate Control

On a planetary or large-habitat scale, this refers to the deliberate, mega-engineering efforts to manipulate and stabilize atmospheric and environmental conditions to achieve a desired state—a.k.a. terraforming or climate engineering. It's not just adjusting a thermostat; it's using world-altering methods (like orbiting solar mirrors, releasing engineered gases, or seeding oceans) to warm a frozen Mars, cool a runaway greenhouse Venus, or maintain equilibrium in a massive space habitat. It's the ultimate expression of humanity as a geological force.

*Example: Proposals to melt the Martian ice caps with orbital mirrors to release CO2 and thicken the atmosphere, or spraying sulfate aerosols into Earth's stratosphere to reflect sunlight and combat global warming, are acts of Climate Control. It's planetary-scale gardening with potentially universe-altering consequences.*

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Climaxitude

Climaxitude: (noun) The state of reaching the peak of sexual pleasure or satisfaction, often marked by intense physical and emotional release.

The climaxitude of their night left them breathless, wrapped in each other's arms.

by Drakovi Bloodrose February 8, 2025

Climate Doomism

An environmental ideology that is based on the idea that we are too far gone to fix the climate crisis or that the probability of change is too small to be hopeful.

Person A: I don't think we're ever going to solve climate change, that's why I don't care about paper straws.
Person B: So, you believe in climate doomism?

by Creeps_ April 8, 2025

Climate Change

Anything that happens

Its too hot, must be due to climate change
Its too cold, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I woke up in a bad mood, must be due to climate change

by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025