Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.

“You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends”

by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020

Chris

Chris is a male that you have probably been pining over for years. He has the gorgeous blue eyes and these freckles that resemble stars in the galaxy. He is a HUGE smart-ass but that just makes you fall in love with him even more. He is caring and soft though he may not show it and needs reassurance. Give it to him, he deserves it. He is very fragile and if you say the wrong thing, it will hurt him deeply. Don't hurt him. He is sweet and probably would be the best boyfriend you ever had. You'll get mad at him sometimes to to him being cryptic but nonetheless, you love him. He is hilarious, handsome, and has an extremely sexy Southern accent. He may not like you back but it's okay. He'll come around. (He also tends to be charming as fuck)

Chris is sweet and adorable; sometimes, I can't handle his adorableness.

by old brown shoe November 16, 2020

Chris

Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.

I got a present- it must be Chris.

by KristenCallaway May 6, 2020

Chris

An idiot who waters trees

“Chris hemsworth is such an idiot”
“Why?”
“He waters the trees”

by Rocket hero spiral gaze June 3, 2020

Chris

Type of person who is really funny and sometimes shits in the shower.

“Do you know Chris”
“Showershitter Chris”

by Fattyjuicypussy June 17, 2020

Chris

Chris is a mega simp

You see that dude Chris, yeah he's a huge simp

by Samuel Playz June 25, 2020

chris

A shy person, but nice to talk with once you get to know him. He talks about motorsports a lot, also a gamer

Chris is a great friend :)

by racingflxmes October 25, 2020