nuke the chinese

Slang for microwaving chinese take out food.

Guy 1:Hey man I'm hungry got anything to eat?

Guy 2:Dont worry I'll go nuke the chinese.

by Baron901 April 22, 2016

chinese milkshake

a sexual act where you have a girl take a mouthful of chinese food then you jizz in her mouth

that girl is dirty, she let me give her a chinese milkshake last night

by Jenfucius April 10, 2009

chinese vegetable

Flourescent urine produced after consuming Berocca tablets.

As in, "Berocca wee" - or, "broccoli".

I had a really bad case of chinese vegetable last night

by ChrisHughes January 2, 2009

Chinese Corkscrew

When 3 or more asians put wine bottles in their assholes and open it and drink it through their anuses, and/or out of eachothers anuses.

Man I wish i used red wine during that Chinese Corkscrew last night!

by Odie16 April 23, 2011

Chinese Food

Tasty ethnic food from the Asian/China culture.

Kung Pao Chicken is the best, along with egg foo young "when cooked properly"

by Saints September 18, 2003

Chinese Disease

Commonly known as "draggin'(dragon) ass". Feeling tired or worn out.

Man, I'm sorry, I'm not lazy just got a touch of the chinese disease today

by greyhound21 July 2, 2009

Chinese Blumpkin

Performing cunnilingus on woman while she has a bowel movement and is also menstruating. Named after Red China.

"Sheila was very frisky while we were getting ready for bed last night," said John, excitedly. "She asked me to give her a Chinese Blumpkin!

by GrossVocab99 February 5, 2010