Todd from accounting discovers the printer jammed again. With a wild-eyed scream that echoes through the cubicles, he chimps a half-stapled quarterly report like a frisbee of fury across the room.
“FOR FUCKSAKE!!! I JUST WANTED DOUBLE-SIDED!”
“FOR FUCKSAKE!!! I JUST WANTED DOUBLE-SIDED!”
by Tenkindsofawesome June 18, 2025
A rapist
by Marlon webb May 20, 2018
by K33088 December 25, 2019
Guy 1: Remember when Brian donating half his lottery winnings to charity?
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty cool of him
Guy 1: Well I Just found out he donated the other half to his favorite E-girl
Guy 2: .....Fucking Chimp
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty cool of him
Guy 1: Well I Just found out he donated the other half to his favorite E-girl
Guy 2: .....Fucking Chimp
by Denzel's Left Asscheek July 07, 2021
•A man that thinks himself in a dominant position over women in hopes of satisfying their inferiority complex, without the male being able to bring anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on male dominance usually as a result for having a fungi infected dick.
•A man that prides himself with "Masculinity" in hopes of trying to make themselves feel better for all things they're lacking and women look for in a man.
•A square who thinks they have game by thinking themselves better than those who are real men yet are clearly lacking in all areas required to please a female.
The perfect example of a "Chimp" Man would be:
The steroid infected man at the gym that hits his head whenever he doesnt manage to "lift" enough,
The typical white kid that punches the wall when he's mad,
Most meth addicts with erectile dysfunction.
•A man that puts too much value on male dominance usually as a result for having a fungi infected dick.
•A man that prides himself with "Masculinity" in hopes of trying to make themselves feel better for all things they're lacking and women look for in a man.
•A square who thinks they have game by thinking themselves better than those who are real men yet are clearly lacking in all areas required to please a female.
The perfect example of a "Chimp" Man would be:
The steroid infected man at the gym that hits his head whenever he doesnt manage to "lift" enough,
The typical white kid that punches the wall when he's mad,
Most meth addicts with erectile dysfunction.
"Yoh dawg look at that Chimp, what's he doing out the zoo" says every person looking to the musclehead acting like he's better than the next person.
"Fuck, don't you just hate it when men are such Chimps" most women.
"Damn did that Chimp just hit his girlfriend?" -Dude 1
"Yeah bro, he's gonna break his hand that way" Dude 2 referring to the skinny-ass methhead that looks constipated.
"Fuck, don't you just hate it when men are such Chimps" most women.
"Damn did that Chimp just hit his girlfriend?" -Dude 1
"Yeah bro, he's gonna break his hand that way" Dude 2 referring to the skinny-ass methhead that looks constipated.
by wikimaniac April 08, 2020
by m2s0n October 06, 2022