chapped

Pitted old fucked up pyrex

I asked my girl Nikia if she wanted to smoke and told her to let me see her pipe I took one look at it and said HELL NAW I AIN'T WASTIN MY DOPE IN THIS CHAPPED ASS PIPE! And I bounced!

by JeWeLee7o7 October 7, 2011

chapped

someone whose dry or crusty... someone with no sense of humor or is salty

Sarah: Connor why are you being so salty
Elle: yeah Connor why are you so chapped right now

by hour3 art class December 2, 2015

chapped off

To be really angry

I'm so chapped off right now

by RealRams October 5, 2016

Chipped beef

A broken penis.

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....

by Katest July 26, 2016

Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.

did you just eat a chopped off dick

by bwebe August 31, 2016

Chopped

Chopped means something is done, ended, over with. This is the conclusion of something.

Boy: Bro, I was talking to this one chick but she still fux with her ex's family
Bro: Boy, that shit is chopped if you asked me.

by Young Cannoli January 10, 2017