Charity Case

A woman who is ugly, fat, and tends to wear a do-rag or fake hair wig to work at a high end retail store. She is over the hill. She has worked for the same minimum wage job for the past 5 years. She begs at work. She will tell you horror sob stories to make you feel bad for her and in the long run will use this to get everything she wants. There is nothing you can do to get rid of her because she has everyone under her pity thumb.

Charity Case: you know girl, I use to steal people's wallets and use their identities. I worked for free just to prove I wanted a job, just to prove I was worthy. You know, my mom was in jail, my car was broke...
Gullible Person: Oh I feel sorry for you. Let me give you what you want.

by 0147035 October 16, 2010

Charrito

The little burnt Mexican children whose images grace the donation jars by the candies at every Mexican restaurant.

After dinner at El Jimador, I put a quarter in the Charrito jar and took two jolly ranchers. The money goes to pay Lupe's hospital bills.

by Bessnsusan October 21, 2008

Charity

She will appear shy or quiet if you don't know this girl, but once you get to know her she is the coolest, most talkative, fun friend to have! She is extremely loyal and sticks with her friends through thick and thin. She loves most things, and has a passion for animals. She's quiet if you know her, sweet if you're her friend, and insane if you're her best friend. And she's much stronger than she appears, so stay on her good side!

Person 1: Charity's my best friend.
Person 2: Isn't she so sweet? I wish she'd talk more, though.
Person 1: *Goes into shock mode and then falls on the ground laughing*

by Girlonfire March 18, 2013

charity chase

A phrase describing the stretch of justification for a cause as a tax write-off.

"Each time I take out my trash, I log the time at 10 dollars per hour and then use that value as a charitable donation." That's a charity chase.

by dude.hey April 6, 2009

Charity Root

Charity Root is having sexual relations with the opposite sex but the act is only done to make the other person happy, with all intention of only pleasing them. You give a Charity Root someone less fortunate and disadvantaged in the dating environment.

Hey man have a look at that chick,
Yeh bro id give her a "Charity Root".

by *Mad-Maco* August 10, 2009

Charitable Cadger

Someone who generously donates to charity, despite scarcely being able to afford it. Apparently should a time come when they themselves are in need of charity it will be nowhere to be found.

Mark my words Cratchit! You’ll get nowhere in this world by being a charitable cadger.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Charity Chester

The most amazing mixed chick a person will ever meet. She is ungodly beautiful and rather hilarious at times. She can make you smile just by looking at her and it is impossible to be in a down mood around her.

That Charity Chester chick is amazing.

by sexysex. December 6, 2010