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catholic handjob

The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch
Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!
by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 21, 2018
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Catholic rounding

When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.

1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:

Acceptable age = LAC

3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:

Acceptable age = Person's age
She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
by IDontCatholicRound January 1, 2019
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catholic thussy

God-fearing-Bible-reading-Pope-revering They/Them Pussy
Bro I've got Catholic Thussy on the mind rn
by Adhdsqurrel August 5, 2022
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Catholic Cleanup

After juicy wet sex, and your wiener is covered in cum and juices, the Catholic girl you’re fucking will then suck your dick to clean it up for you :)
Bro she gave me the best Catholic cleanup last night! She’s such a nasty little slut, I love her so much!!!
by Badboy4lyf November 30, 2022
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Catholic high school

Catholic high school is a school in Bishan, Singapore, where all the coolest peeps go. Our blood is all green, because wynat and we have the best chers and bros
“Dang, that guy’s from Catholic high school, he’s so freaking cooooll
by GordonYanzy January 31, 2023
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Catholic girl syndrome

An ex catholic or Christian girl who has been suppressing all emotions or traits that her religious peers would deem as impure or sinful, sometimes being anger and traits that are not associated with femininity but usually sexual desire.
As soon as she realised she was not going to burn in hell for having pre marital sex she got straight to business, talk about catholic girl syndrome.
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Designated Catholic

The person who is designated, at the beginning of a crazy night, to be the one who attends church the next morning in order to drop off everyone's money envelope.
Betty: I can't get too hammered tonight, gotta go to 8 AM mass tomorrow to represent the family and drop off that damn envelope.

Sue: Chill Betty, Sally's got you covered. Didn't you hear she's the Designated Catholic tomorrow?

Betty: Sweet! Gonna give her my envelope right now!

Sue: Hell yeah! While you do that I'll make us some more shots:)
by suziewar September 22, 2011
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