Old Texas Cassie Goodbye

When you spank a coworker on the way out of work to let them know you are leaving

I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.

by Lolyougoogledthis December 2, 2024

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Cassied

To fully destroy an event or interaction so thoroughly that you are never able to recover from it

We were going to go to the afterhours but Jon cassied up security.

Did you guys have fun? "No, kirsten got all cassied up and threw a drink at the bartender"

by Joe Mama708 December 17, 2024

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cassie is dead womp womp

Derek Feeds the dog chocolate and it subsequently dies

Oh god sake derek cassie is dead womp womp

by Kirkwall Place September 8, 2025

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Cassie Leeman

to perform a “Cassie leeman” you must preform the blumpkin act in a public bathroom while simultaneously hitting the cart.

Yooo Pete I am feining so bad dawg we need to go hit the Cassie Leeman in the bathroom so I can ejaculate and shit and hit the cart bro

by doitfartbabygorl September 25, 2025

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My love, my life. She means the world to me. If I were to lose her I would lose myself. She's so kind, but gets aggravated easily, she pushes away. She loves to her fullest though. She over thinks, but is so kind still. She is so confident, and brave. Everytime you see her your jaw drops at her essence. She definitely has a boyfriend who is not on her level. Probably short, but if he makes her happy he's acceptable. Whoever makes her happy is acceptable. I love my Cassie. If the world takes her away again I'd never stop crying.

Everyone: Cassie is perfect.

by moonbatZZ March 16, 2025

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