Capridophile

A twentysomething male whose chief purpose in life is to hang around secondary school gates in poorly modified "sportscars" eg.Vauxhall Nova, Ford Fiesta, in order to attract willing jailbait. Characterised by bumfluff moustache and cheap jewelry.

"He is a capridophile."
"Mum, can you wash my games kit? It's drenched with a capridophile's cock suds."

by Johnny Gila December 17, 2004

Capricorn

Normally a person who’ll shank your ass. They’re so fucking evil the devil won’t mess with them. These sarcastic fuckers are pretty down to earth and loyal tho. Under that hard crusty evil shell theres some empathy.

Ryan: He so mean such an asshole!
Stacy: probably a Capricorn

by Aquamaniac August 11, 2020

Rando Calrissian

A play-on-words of the famous Star Wars character Lando Calrissian. When one wakes up to find a random black guy in their bed.

Random black guy who shows up to your party.

I drank too much, blacked out and woke up with a Rando Calrissian in my bed.

-What are you doing tonight?
-Probably partying and being some girl's Rando Calrissian.
-Shit yeah

Who invited the Rando Calrissian?

by Algo-rhythm February 24, 2011

Capistrano

Euchre terminology

Noun - a play that results in an opponent who has called trump and gone alone to not win a single trick.

Verb - to perform the aforementioned play.

Arnie called spades alone, but went on to be capistranoed.

by GANGstErr76 August 15, 2011

caparison

Awsome japanese guitars used by bands like Arch Enemy, Soilwork, Killswitch Engage and The Haunted. Not available in North America and very expensive.

Dellinger
Angelus
Horus

by Stefan R January 25, 2005

carrison

The name for when Carrie Fisher rode Harrison Ford like a Clydesdale.

Did you hear about Carrison?

by Twichikd98 October 7, 2017

Capricorn

Beautiful,Very Extraordinary,Smart and tends to have a big butt. If you ever have a Capricorn in your life never let them go.

Capricorns are very smart.

by Baby laila April 23, 2020