candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.

Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.

by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023

on the cane

sugar high. originally referred to candy canes.

Nicole is really freaking out.

yeah, she's on the cane.

by ghetto jake January 5, 2011

klutching candy cane

Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon

Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!

by drofan November 5, 2010

Landon cane

A FAT SLIM SHADY LOOKING WANNABE THAT LIKES FAT COCKTAILS IN HIS ASS

EW ITS LANDON CANE A FAT FAGGOT I BET HE LISTENS TO SLIM SHADYA

by Fuck you I don’t care 🖕🏽🤴🖕🏼 December 25, 2021

Shepard's cane

Something to keep the sheep in line.

He used kung fu and a shepard's cane on you?

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

Cane Cone Cun Difference

#1-Candy Cane Cotton Candy Crystal Meth
#2- what the damn hell does that even mean?

Example 1
Girl 1- you wanna come over, we got the cane cone cun difference?!
Girl 2- heck yes!
Example 2
Boy 1- hey schnuffeluffigus!
Random by stander- what the cane cone cun difference is that guy talking about?

by Jobobem dybeeily January 5, 2025

Candy Cane Challenge

The dare, challenge, or game in which to see if a woman can hang two normal sized candy canes on her erect nipples.

I dared Yvonne to take off her bra and do the Candy Cane Challenge with two of the candy canes hanging on the tree.

by MakeUSABlue December 13, 2023